Tinfoil Princess

[00:00:11] I need someone who looks at me like magic, who's dealt with everything tragic. [00:00:26] I need more than Prince Charming. [00:00:33] I need a twisted version of Prince Valiant. [00:00:41] I need the majestic vision in tin foil so gleaming I'll need to look twice and damn near piss myself convinced I'm still dreaming. [00:01:11] I need the dude whose smile chings in rhythmic wonder. [00:01:15] The dude who would never steal my thunder. [00:01:19] I need the dude who is flawless yet imperfect so dashing. I need someone who looks at me with pizazz, who glares at me with wonder. I need the guy who. Who will get tased with me and not spaz. The guy who would laugh with me in complete stitches at everything and nothing just the same. I need the guy who won't be pissed when I can't remember his name. The majestical unicorn beast with chin length hair. The guy who busts out steps like Fred Astaire. [00:01:57] I need the guy who isn't afraid to say he's sorry. I'll agree he's sorry too, just in case. I need a cover story. I need the guy who is patient and kind. The guy who hears every last word I say, noting a few yes dear when I vent while spilling my wine. [00:02:20] I need the guy who is compassionate like Keanu who will kill a MF dead if he upset me by disrespecting his woman even if it's true. [00:02:32] I need a guy who will knock me off my socks. [00:02:36] Someone brave enough to thrill me. I need the guy who isn't afraid to tell me I'm a pain in the ass. A guy who lives for all 21 phases of my staff. I need the guy who will scare me just to see me scream. The guy who isn't rude or mean. [00:02:59] I need the guy who will always pretend to be stroked. The one who will rectify any situation Being broke, It sounds like a tall order. My majestical, magnificent, magical gazing at me Guy I want whomever God sends to me. [00:03:21] I'll try my best not to laugh when I make him cry. I'll be doting for a moment. Let's not get hasty. I'll make him happy. Slip a happy pill in his chili. Maybe it through all the reasons I can't own a sugar glider named Divine. [00:03:43] Don't underestimate the power of my love. I can make him just as crazy as I am with time. [00:04:08] Sam.