Blue Bell Licker.

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[00:00:00] Yeah, yeah Blue Bell Liquor yeah who raised you to behave the way you do? [00:00:13] What possesses you to go into a store to lick a Blue Bell gallon that you didn't pay for? [00:00:22] Blue Bell Liquor have you no damn shame? Yeah this is why we can't have nice things it's clear you lack home training your family will bear your shame Cookies and creme Dutch chocolate Neapolitan homemade vanilla can't you pick a flavor no one is thrilled the police can find you It's a felony, a stealing crime the G's in jail know exactly what to do with a dirty little ice cream liquor who whines so you can't afford it these are hard times indeed that's true 2 liquor gallon of ice cream just to get likes by no one you know Cookies and cram Blue Bell liquor the ice cream band in disgrace It'll be on your record you'll never get away just think all you had to do Take it to a register like the rest of us Hey.

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